I'm posting this without much explanation because I like her explanation better and at least she was able to keep her sense of humor.
I read this and went "does it scar the cervix? How will we know? Will it impact dilation? How do we know? How can a woman get up and walk around and act NORMAL (the best way to act while birthing) if she's strapped to this thing?"
Frankly, this is a huge reason why giving birth in hospitals is dangerous these days. Even with seemingly good intentions, they have no common sense about what is good for mothers or babies.